dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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