Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
