That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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