they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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