My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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