I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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