I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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