i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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