She announced her abortion via fbk
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Randomize