they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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