this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have post one night stand depression
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