Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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