how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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