he wants to bone in the snuggie
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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