I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
