Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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