im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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