at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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