I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Randomize
