Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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