In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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