But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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