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operation have a gay friend backfired
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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