Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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