His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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