wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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