sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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