Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
