it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
