she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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