love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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