No, you can still breathe under the balls.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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