you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I am available for nakedness
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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