Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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