I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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