Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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