I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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