Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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