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i can't believe i had my finger in that
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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