at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
