Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i out mim tonsoeep
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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