Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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