Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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