Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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