I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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