literally had 100 drinks last night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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