That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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