Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she pinky promised me she was 18
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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