He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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