when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Success! We fucked roommates!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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