My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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