That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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