No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize