If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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