If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
